Hey Guys... I think I have a new method... Yep

Hey Guys...I think I have a new method.... 

Ok, ok, ok...you really do have to hear about this. I was so impressed with myself. Anybody that has read my journals knows that I have issues with all the yard crap that you men have a morse code with for starting. Sure, once this code is figured out, yes, then we pull the string. HAHAHAHAHAH SO, SO VERY FUNNY. Ok, well, I got an electric leaf blower. I had to get an electric one because what ya all have going on with strings and codes if simply rediculous. I hope I am not the first one to give you this bad news. But, if I am, well somebody had to do it. So, here it is, I know you just cant wait for me to tell ya. Uh huh, just sitting there waiting. Arent cha????? Yes, this is what I have been doing with all the garden stuff ya all have that is so great that one is barely breathing if ya get it started at all. OK, so, I have as many leaves in my yard as we are with our national deficit. That is many.....as we can all imagine. My gutters were once again full of these beautiful little things. I knew they were claiming war...they were coming down like crazy. Attacking me with vengence. I knew I had to be armed and dangerous when I went to the roof. So, I prepared. I took the leaf blower eliminator..heheheh.... Hey, I couldnt go empty handed or with a little garden tool for this job. They outnumbered me by the thousands. I am now proud to announce, they flew off the roof. Yeah, some swirled and thought of coming back, but no, I would not hear of it. For those ones, I simply blew they away even more. With this technique the job took way less then half the time it would normally take. You dont have to hang on the edge of the roof. Just aim, stand back and let the eliminator do the work for you. OK, I know ya all are going to LOVE this. As I perfect yard techniques I will share them with ya...so we can all have a beautiful yard with way less work involved so we have more time to be on tagged. LOL OK Ya all.... I am going to see what else I can come up with to ease of work life........

Hugs to you all.............Love "The Ma Ma"

Lord You Gave Me A Mountain

Lord You Gave Me A Mountain 

Yes, Lord, you truly did give me my very own mountain. I asked for a mountain and here I am. There comes a time when there is no other choice but to climb it. Ok, I could choose to roll down it too I suppose but hey, I am 50 yrs old and that is a long roll down. I have many things on my mountain. The biggest and healthiest birds,hawks,buzzards and I must say the biggest woodpecker I have ever seen. It looks like the fruit loop bird...honestly, and I truly was sober when I saw it. The biggest bees I have ever seen too... so big I play bee mitten and when you hit one, you know you hit something. I have a good score, but my husband really is far ahead of me. He took them all out before they could get to me. 

A knight I say....always with his sword to protect and serve. This mountain has the most beautiful flowers and the biggest ever, well ever that I have seen. All kinds of butterflies and dragonflies...seems they keep coming to visit me. I know they have a story to tell and as they land on my hand I watch to listen. They stare me in the eyes and we communicate telepathically for our moment together. Once I get the message.... he flies away.

Then comes the butterfly to tell me what she has been doing..... ahhh she sure likes those flowers I planted. Hehehe, she doesnt know I planted them just for her. Hmm, those hummingbirds are so dang fast I cant get a word out before they are here and gone. They sure do love that sugar water though. A task keeping their bottle filled. The whole clan must be out there. I cant forget about my owls...a whole family of them..uh huh...ma, pa and all the little babies. Fly out every night and stop to see me... then every morning like clock work back here and then home. 

Those little baby ones learning how to fly is a sight to be seen....so cute. I some times catch them in the front of the house hiding in the trees all day just watching me...well me and Prince. Prince loves to play with them...he has made friends with a few.... he loves them too...Dont worry he did not eat them. LOL.. just batted at them a bit. Hmm, yet he runs from the bees as I do. Like mother, like son....LOL. When the night comes the sky is as black as black can be. WOW what a canvas it is.... then suddenly it glistens. All these little sparkles just over my head. Ok, Yes, I have my head in the clouds. But, dang it is so beautiful. It is like a vault of diamonds shining above. That full moon is priceless. For awhile I didnt know who had such a strong night light on. 

Then, I realized, it was God, lighting my way and entire yard way into the middle of the night. Has he not thought of everything. What an artist.......!!!! Thank you Lord for this mountain you gave me and help me to keep climbing upward to see even more of your great artistry....... 

Love The "Ma ma"